Bucco Bruce Bound
"The Neanderthal have always taken pride in their defensive prowess and this year is no exception," proclaimed general manager, Tonda. "We have great confidence that the Vikings can control the Atoms potency. I know for a fact the our owner has had a fascination for Vikings ever since he took an aptitude test during his junior year at Roy C. Start High School when the results of the test recommended a career as either a shepherd or a viking."
When asked to comment the judge recalled that schoolmates Bob Beers and Ron Tuohy made plans to construct long ships, sail east from Toledo, set strategically placed charges around the city of Cleveland, and then tow it out into the middle of Lake Erie and sink it. "But like so many other plans of our youth this dream never came true."
Other dreams have come true however and those include a first ever trip to the Championship Game for the BFL. An original franchise that has always found itself in the middle of the pack, this year rose above the rest and secured the best regular season record. All well and good, but the loyal citizens of the Glass capital of the world deserve the ultimate award in professional sports.
That is why we brought in Coach Marty, to dispel the notion that he can do well in the regular season but flops in the playoffs. "The team has the ultimate respect for the man and what he can do. Now we must perform. And I love to get a chance to play, and sing it." said long time Caveman, Frank Gore.
In an unusual move team owner, Gene Bell, has indicated that, believing that defense will be key to this week's game, the Neanderthal will concede the coin flip to the Atoms, choosing to go on defense to start the game. "And if they refuse, we will just have to start early with the Rivers to Jackson combination that has been so successful this year.
Coach Marty has decided to go with most of the same lineup that has brought the team this deep into the season. "This lineup is just about the happiest sound goin' down today."
QB RIVERS
RB GORE AND JONES-DREW
REC V. JACKSON. A. JOHNSON, & JENNINGS
TE F. DAVIS
K CROSBY
DEF VIKINGS






Upon hearing the news of Mayberry receiver Chris Henry's untimely death at the hands of the back of a pick up truck, the Sin City Grifters dedicated their upcoming game against Toledo to the player, who is believed to have been a Grifter in the past.


















